J'adore Home Decor

Frances always makes sure she's the center of attention at the hottest dinner parties. Literally the center.

OR the latest in waitress couture: why carry out a tray when you just bring out the table?

 It's all the rage in Whoville. Anyone need a light?

Amber dresses for comfort, not acceptance. Tiny pillows always complete her look.

OR Bed-on-the-go for narcoleptics never looked so good.

Outfit OMG

Matching your bag to your outfit is so 1950s. And not in the cute way.

Fashion Safari

"Local Wildlife" never rang so true.

Toucan Samantha?

STAMPEDE!--oh wait, it's just Barbara. In the most intimidating office attire of the season.

Shoes to make even your grandmother's podiatrist cringe

Electircal tape+foot shaped thing= haute couture? Sure...

Red stilettos? Check. Pom poms? Check. Bondage string? Check. A cheerleader's worst prom nightmare? Check.

Outfit OMG

Didn't anyone ever tell him that mixing neutrals was a bad thing?

Having a bad hair day?

Don't worry, no one will notice the hair on your head.

But it keeps me so warm!

Animal cruelty? No. Fashion cruelty? Yes.