Shoes to make even your grandmother's podiatrist cringe

Electircal tape+foot shaped thing= haute couture? Sure...

Red stilettos? Check. Pom poms? Check. Bondage string? Check. A cheerleader's worst prom nightmare? Check.

Outfit OMG

Didn't anyone ever tell him that mixing neutrals was a bad thing?

Having a bad hair day?

Don't worry, no one will notice the hair on your head.

But it keeps me so warm!

Animal cruelty? No. Fashion cruelty? Yes.