For those days when you just can't show your face in public.

Although the face is still a bit visible, no one will be looking at your eyes, honey.

For our darker humored friends.

You'll blend right in with the garden as you wander by.

Or when you want all the focus on your face, just turn your entire body into one.

Giving food on the go a whole new meaning

Do you prefer your eggs hardboiled...

...or over easy?

Bed head... more like bread head.

Happy Easter.

Hopefully this wasn't the Easter Bunny that was hiding treats around your house this year.

When you need a shoulder to cry on...

She's there for you.

Outfit OMG

Light washed jeans? Really?

Top 3 Outfits Most Likely To Accidentally Impale Yourself or Others

Color Coordination

Bradley sees no reason why he can't look good while cheering for his favorite soccer team in their respective team colors. And face make-up is just so icky.

Uh, ditto.

It Came From the Black Lagoon

 Turned down for the part of Edward Scissorhands. 'Cause he was more like Edward Snakyshoulders.

Got a little hasty with the curling iron.

Outfit OMG

Socks with peep toe heels YUCK.

Strong Shoulder

The ultimate in head rest couture.

Bridgett's willing to risk the inability to walk through regular door frames as long as it's in the name of fashion.

J'adore Home Decor

Frances always makes sure she's the center of attention at the hottest dinner parties. Literally the center.

OR the latest in waitress couture: why carry out a tray when you just bring out the table?

 It's all the rage in Whoville. Anyone need a light?

Amber dresses for comfort, not acceptance. Tiny pillows always complete her look.

OR Bed-on-the-go for narcoleptics never looked so good.

Outfit OMG

Matching your bag to your outfit is so 1950s. And not in the cute way.

Fashion Safari

"Local Wildlife" never rang so true.

Toucan Samantha?

STAMPEDE!--oh wait, it's just Barbara. In the most intimidating office attire of the season.

Shoes to make even your grandmother's podiatrist cringe

Electircal tape+foot shaped thing= haute couture? Sure...

Red stilettos? Check. Pom poms? Check. Bondage string? Check. A cheerleader's worst prom nightmare? Check.

Outfit OMG

Didn't anyone ever tell him that mixing neutrals was a bad thing?

Having a bad hair day?

Don't worry, no one will notice the hair on your head.

But it keeps me so warm!

Animal cruelty? No. Fashion cruelty? Yes.