12.15.2009

Outfit OMG

Smokey the Bear meets Frumpy the Housewife. Only you can prevent bad fashion.

Feeling Naughty or Nice this season?


Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. So wah-ing hot.

Watch out, Darth Vader. There's a new girl in town.

12.11.2009

Moscow at its finest.



We ran into him at Red Square. He invited us to his fashion party but said we had to provide our own balloons. Deal. Breaker.
To think, in the early 19th century no one smiled in pictures. Now look at the shenanigans gracing photo spreads today. Yeah girl, ding dong, the Soviet Union's dead!

'Tis the season


Don't let bad fashion happen to good people this Christmas. Let your gift be that of an honest "Yes, that sweater does look bad on you."

11.13.2009

Why talk when you wear Viktor & Rolf?


Of course it wasn't consensual! Her face said it all.


More like YES. Love.


She's got such big dreams! Or just one big, whopping dream.

Getting Ready in the Morning Just Got a Whole Lot More Fun



Having trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Then don't.


Snuggie Couture. Or you know, upgraded Slanket.


For that fresh, clean feeling. 

10.27.2009

Outfit OMG



Two tone denim shorts? What was he thinking!?